First of all: thank you all for following. I hope you enjoy my updates.

And now for somewhat of a challenge. I would like to post a few rules that Hermione would have to remind herself to. Let your lovely creative brains work and leave me suggestions in my ask. The funniest will be posted!!

So, which of the Hogwarts’ rules would be difficult for Hermione not to break? 

At Hogwarts Not Allowed:
20. I must not convince first-years that if you take Astronomy you will be abducted by aliens. 

At Hogwarts Not Allowed:
19. Telling first-years that they need to have the “witch-burning test” done to them upon entering Hogwarts is not funny. 

At Hogwarts Not Allowed:
17. I must not put Hagrid’s baby blast-ended skrewts in the Gryffindor’s Quidditch robes 

At Hogwarts Not Allowed:
16. I must not run through the hallways screaming “The muggles are coming, the muggles are coming!” during class hours 

At Hogwarts Not Allowed:
15. Sirius Black does not want to get in touch with his “feminine side” 

At Hogwarts Not Allowed:
13. I may not sing the song “Dirty Little Secrets” in front of the Marauders
14. Nor may I change the words to “Furry Little Secrets” 

At Hogwarts Not Allowed:
12. I may not use the words ‘Pimp cane’ in front of Lucius Malfoy 

At Hogwarts Not Allowed:
11.  I am not allowed to ask Remus Lupin if he wants to watch the full moon with me

At Hogwarts Not Allowed:
10. It is a bad idea to tell McGonagall she takes herself too seriously